The above title is a conversation that i had yesterday at lunch.
See, me and three friends were getting tired at how we were always squeezed together since people seemeed to gravitate to our table, and how those certain people always seemed to be really immature and annoying in which the word "Penis" was always meantioned at least 4 times in ONE conversation.
So Anyways, our table was purple, and it was a really pale, ugly purple. It reminded me of a rainy day (I like rainy days, it's just like, it reminded me of a rainy day in which I HAVE NO MOVIES TO WATCH TO KEEP ME OCCUPIED! but i digress). Plus the table was rickety from people constantly messing with it, trying to be funny (which they failed at being. Miserably. Horribly. Terribly.) So the conversation followed:
"We should move." I said. Amanda looked at me, and then took her earphone out.
"What?"
"I said we should move. This table is too crowded and people are annoying. In general, really, but the ones with sit with make me want to pull my hair out." I replied. Amanda shrugged and then put her earphone back in.
"Welcome to my dreary, morbid world." She said. I rolle dmy eyes, and then looked at Cindy.
"Do you want to move?" I asked her. She nodded.
"Yes please."
"Hey AUSTIN! We are moving to another table." I said. Austin looked up from his French homework.
"We are?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because people are impossibly annoying and i just might kill them if we don't."
"Alrighty then."
No one moved.
Silence between the four of us (not counting everyone else, who was yelling, and totally not listening to us talk.)
"HEY! I thought we were moving!" I exclaimed.
Amanda shrugged. "Yeah we can."
"I'll move if you move." I said. "You were the reason i sat here anyway."
"Second that." Austin said.
"Yes." Cindy replied.
"Amanda is the ring leader." Amanda said, chuckling. Yes she chuckles. She does not giggle. That's too weird.
"It's like, you are God, but I am the voice of God." I said. because really, it was like that. Amanda says stuff, and I repeat it since she is soft spoken.
"What am I?" Austin asks.
"You are Grabriel. The Angel that gets to let people into heaven or not. Also since Grabirel isnt exactly male or female, you are him slash her." I said.
Austin stared at me. As per usual. (See, there's this thing between the four of us where we think that Austin is secretly gay because he looks liek a girl. Austin gave up getting mad at us ages ago. But i digress. well not really, when you think about it. Ok i am now).
"What about me?" Cindy asked.
"You are the cyborg."
"WHY."
"Because you are Cindy and you are really quiet and creepy it's scary when you snap."
"Ok then."
"We can't move." Amanda suddenly says. I snap my head to her.
"WHY?!"
"We only have 5 minutes left, so it'd be pointless."
"Oh."
"How about tomorrow?" Cindy says. I nod. Austin shrugs. Amanda nods.
"Tomorrow."
TBC...
since i have to go to class and i am IRREVOCABLY LATE!
